Hey Portland
I fucking love you man
Beer, Lies & Audiotape
Just another amateur trying to keep up with The Girl Stookey
This line is a test, it is only a test and clicking on it will not accomplish anything.
This line is a test, it is only a test and clicking on it will not accomplish anything.
Sometimes it’s just good to sit under filbert and smoke cigarettes like you’ve got nothing better to do.
2 days ago - 
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Notice Camilo already putting up his hands to deny his part in the challenge? Dropping a red on Futty for this was a BS call. All hail El Trencito for the equalizer.
4 days ago - 2
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Oh goody, the neighbors finally hayed the field
Man they do a nice job keeping the neighborhood looking good
5 days ago - 9
9H to the izzO V to the izzA
5 days ago - 3
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Bright spot in dark traffic
5 days ago - 8
8I don’t care because it amuses me immensely.
Like unicorns. I find them delightful, so they must be legit.
The coolest wife ever
6 days ago - 5
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Always part of a balanced shopping cart
Shout out to Deschutes Brewing for the follow
1 week ago - 11
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I could use some of this ASAP
1 week ago - 8
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(Source: sometimesshesays)
1 week ago - 31
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Everytime I hear the words “Tea Party Patriots”, I am reminded of this quote…
http://proud-atheist.tumblr.com
(via ab0mb)
HEYOOOOOOO it’s movies and Chinese food night
1 week ago - 9
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(Source: ab0mb)
1 week ago - 11
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Every year I make Pete move plants, and every year he breaks a shovel trying to get out of it.
It’s in the handbook, if a homeowner breaks the tools available to do a job while in progress of the job, they are allowed 7 days respite from said job.
Look it up.
1 week ago - 12
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Who’s gonna start weeding at 8pm? This goofy mofo that’s who.
1 week ago - 8
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