Beer, Lies & Audiotape

Just an amateur trying to keep up with Jenni Stooks





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My body may be stucin traffic after the millionth 10 hour day in a row,  but my mind is in the Caribbean #20 days to rumgate
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If you knew the goodness contained within,  you’d document it too #luis’s

I’m on board with this.

This is exactly what I’m talking about


I’m on board with this.

This is exactly what I’m talking about

Anybody else just want to give up on all this day job shit and open a beer judging beach shack somewhere that tolerates blackout drunk karaoke marathons?



Changing seasons of the much photographed maple tree at Portland’s Japanese Garden

Shit, man, I gotta go there maybe this spring or summer. I might have gone once as a kid (school field trip?) but I don’t remember it.

It’s been too long since Ive had a sit within view of this glorious specimen. I credit the gardens of Portland and the feeling of being surrounded by green all year that ultimately settled my decision to move to this area. I had a good line on jobs in Deleware, Connecticut, and New Mexico, but chose Portland. At the time the choice was partly to remain closer to family and friends and partly because I didn’t see myself fitting in well in the east or the southwest. Looking back I would be foolish not to place some part of it on the glory of the scenery.

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This crazy busy life has a point

That point is


Ain’t Fuckin dead yet

Its a good thing I check tumblr in the checkout line

Idaho Love


Benson Mayowa

Mike Iupati

No matter what happens with the game today, the Idaho Vandals will have a player in the Super Bowl for the second year in a row.

Chuckle at the Vandal football program all you want, we put out incredible players.

Idaho Vandals

It’s not a team, it’s a state of mind

Note to self:

Zimbabwe Legit

Yelling at the tippy top o the lungs cause Friday traffic on my not really Friday night traffic SUUUUUUUCKS