Beer, Lies & Audiotape

Just an amateur trying to keep up with Jenni Stooks

Mechanics forever (at Silverton YMCA Pool)
at Silverton YMCA Pool
Time with the kiddo is always good for a laugh (at Camp Fun Fun)
Swim hard, have fun! # Silvertonswimteam (at Silverton YMCA Pool)
Come home when the street lights come on (at Camp Fun Fun)

Clarkson being Clarkson
My favorite TV villain

(Source: keepcalmandcastleon, via explicitsoul)

Summer perfection

“Fuck June
Fuck July
Can I get drunk and blow shit up now?”

My wife’s boss is a fucktard for many reasons
Chief among them is not seeing or understanding how to harness her pure awesomeness!

whiskeysandwords:

womaninterrupted:

russtifer:

All hail our patron saint, Tim Howard

One last look before I close the book on this year’s USMNT. You done good, Howard. You done good. 

…this man was a fucking beast today. he left it all on the field.  there is absolutely nothing to be ashamed of after that performance.

You can keep you beast mode,  I’ll take Howard’ beast incarnateUnbelievable work done by this man today,  too bad he didn’t have the same caliber team in front of him. It’s building and soon enough the US will have a powerhouse team to rival the best in the world. It starts with SUPPORTING MLS,  that support makes Academy teams possible,  putting this nation’s best talent in contact with the best coaching available.   If you are a new fan to soccer,  take your fervor to your local club and keep supporting,  there’s still half a season to enjoy.

whiskeysandwords:

womaninterrupted:

russtifer:

All hail our patron saint, Tim Howard

One last look before I close the book on this year’s USMNT. You done good, Howard. You done good. 

…this man was a fucking beast today. he left it all on the field. there is absolutely nothing to be ashamed of after that performance.

You can keep you beast mode, I’ll take Howard’ beast incarnate

Unbelievable work done by this man today, too bad he didn’t have the same caliber team in front of him.

It’s building and soon enough the US will have a powerhouse team to rival the best in the world.

It starts with SUPPORTING MLS, that support makes Academy teams possible, putting this nation’s best talent in contact with the best coaching available. If you are a new fan to soccer, take your fervor to your local club and keep supporting, there’s still half a season to enjoy.

Goodnight world
Says it all
Shit show week aside,  Petra swam like a demon at the meet today which led to some retail therapy and eventually the drive in for Train your dragon 2 and transformers 2.  There might be nachos and ice cream at some point.

I’ve never met a Cohen Brothers movie I didn’t like

This week further confirmed that,

If you are a parent, your primary responsibility is not to raise an asshole.!